Chapter 7


"Thank you, sarge!"

"But I see you're not standing in a bleedin' shadow, Perks, nor have you done anything to change your bleedin' shape, you're silhouetted against the bleedin' light and your sabre's shining like a diamond in a chimney-sweep's bleedin' ear'ole! Explain!"

"It's because of the one C, sarge!" said Polly, still staring straight ahead.

"And that is?"

"Colour, sarge! I'm wearing bleedin' red and white in a bleedin' grey forest, sarge!"

She risked a sideways glance. In Jackrum's little piggy eyes there gleamed a gleam. It was the one you got when he was secretly pleased.

"Ashamed of your lovely, lovely uniform, Perks?" he said.

"Don't want to be seen dead in it, sarge," said Polly.

"Hah. As you were, Perks."

Polly smiled, straight ahead.

When she came off guard for a bowl of game casserole, Jackrum was teaching basic swordcraft to Lofty and Tonker, using hazel sticks as swords. By the time Polly had finished he was teaching Wazzer some of the finer points of using a high-performance pistol crossbow, especially the one about not turning round with it cocked and saying "W-what is this bit for, sarge?" Wazzer handled weapons like a houseproud woman disposing of a dead mouse - at arm's length and trying not to look. But even she was better with them than Igor, who just didn't seem at home with the idea of what was, to him, d surgery.

Jade was dozing. Maladict was hanging by his knees under the roof of one of the sheds, with his arms folded across his chest; he must have been telling the truth when he said there were some aspects of being a vampire that were hard to give up.

Igor and Maladict...

She still wasn't sure about Maladict, but Igor had to be a boy, with those stitches around the head, and that face that could only be called homely.4 He was quiet, and neat, but maybe that's how Igors behaved...

She woke up with Shufti shaking her.

"We're moving! Better go and see to the rupert!"

"What? Huh? Oh... right!"

There was a bustle all around her. Polly staggered to her feet and hurried over to Lieutenant Blouse's shed, where he was standing in front of his wretched horse and holding the bridle with a lost expression.

"Ah, Perks," he said. "I'm not at all sure I'm doing this right..."

"No, sir. You've got the waffles twisted and the snoffles are upside down," said Polly, who'd often helped in the inn's yard.

"Ah, that would be why he was so difficult last night," said Blouse. "I suppose I ought to know this sort of thing, but at home we had a man to do it..."

"Let me, sir," said Polly. She untwisted the bridle with a few careful movements. "What's his name, sir?"

"Thalacephalos," said Blouse sheepishly. "That was the legendary stallion of General Tacticus, you know."

"I didn't know that, sir," said Polly. She leaned back and glanced between the horse's rear legs. Wow, Blouse really was short-sighted, wasn't he...

The mare looked at her partly with its eyes, which were small and evil, but mostly with its yellowing teeth, of which it had an enormous amount. She had the impression that it was thinking about sniggering.

"I'll hold him for you while you mount, sir," she said.

"Thank you. He certainly moves about a bit when I try!"

"I expect he does, sir," said Polly. She knew about difficult horses; this one had all the hallmarks of a right bastard, one of those not cowed at all by the obvious superiority of the human race.

The mare eyeballed and yellowtoothed her as Blouse mounted, but Polly had positioned herself carefully away from the uprights of the shelter. Thalacephalos wasn't the sort to buck and kick. She was the sneaky kind, Polly could see, the sort that stepped on your foot -

She moved her foot just as the hoof came down. But Thalacephalos, angry at being thwarted, turned, twisted, lowered her head, and bit Polly sharply on the rolled-up socks.

"Bad horse!" said Blouse severely. "Sorry about that, Perks. I think he's anxious to get to the fray! Oh, my word!" he added, looking down. "Are you all right, Perks?"

"Well, he's pulling a bit, sir - " said Polly, being dragged sideways. Blouse had gone white again.

"But he's bitten... he's caught you by the... right on the..."

The penny dropped. Polly looked down, and hastily remembered what she'd heard during numerous rule-free bar fights.

"Oh... ooo.. argh... blimey! Right inna fruit! Aargh!" she lamented, and then, since it seemed a good idea at the time, brought both fists down heavily on the mare's nose. The lieutenant fainted.

It took some time to bring Blouse round, but at least it gave Polly time to think.

He opened his eyes and focused on her.

"Er, you fell off your horse, sir," Polly volunteered.

"Perks? Are you all right? Dear boy, he had you by the - "

"Only needs a few stitches, sir!" said Polly cheerfully.

"What? From Igor?"

"Nosir. Just the cloth, sir," said Polly. "The trousers are a bit big for me, sir."

"Ah, right. Too big, eh? Phew, eh? Near miss there, eh? Well, I mustn't lie around here all day - "

The squad helped him onto Thalacephalos, who was still sniggering unrepentantly. On the subject of "too big", Polly made a mental note to do something about his jacket next time they stopped. She wasn't much good with a needle, but if Igor couldn't do something to make it look better then he wasn't the man she thought he was. And that was a sentence that begged a question.

Jackrum bellowed them into order. They were better at that now. Neater, too.

"All right, Ins-and-Outs! Tonight we - "

A set of huge yellow teeth removed his cap.

"Oh, I do apologize, sergeant!" said Blouse behind him, trying to rein back the mare.

"No bother, sir, these things happen!" said Jackrum, furiously tugging his hat back.

"I should like to address my men, sergeant."

"Oh? Er... yes, sir," said Jackrum, looking worried. "Of course, sir. Ins-and-Outs! Attenwaitforitshun!"

Blouse coughed. "Er... men," he said. "As you know, we must make all speed to the Kneck valley where, apparently, we are needed. Travelling by night will prevent... entanglements. Er... I..." He stared at them, his face contorted by some inner struggle. "Er... I have to say I don't think we are... that is, all the evidence is... er... it doesn't seem to me that... er... I think I should tell you... er..."

"Permission to speak, sir?" said Polly. "Are you feeling all right?"

"We just have to hope that those put in power over us are making the right decisions," mumbled Blouse. "But I have every confidence in you and I am sure you will do your best. Long live the Duchess! Carry on, Sergeant Jackrum."

"Ins-and-Outs! Form up! March!"

And they headed into the dusk and off to war.

The order of march was as last night, with Maladict going on ahead. The clouds were holding in some heat, and were thin enough to hint at moonlight here and there. Forests by night held no problems for Polly, and this wasn't true wild forest in any case. Nor was it, in truth, a march that they were doing. It was more like a high-speed creep, in ones and twos.

She'd acquired two of the horsebows, now stuck awkwardly between the straps of her pack. They were horrible things, rather like a cross between a small crossbow and a clock. There were mechanisms in the thick shaft, and the bow itself was barely six inches across; somehow, if you leaned your weight on it, you could cock it with enough stored energy to fire a nasty little metal arrow through an inch-thick plank. They were blued metal, sleek and evil. But there is an old milit'ry saying: better me firing it at you than you firing it at me, you bastard.

Polly eased her way along the line until she was walking alongside Igor. He nodded to her in the gloom, and then turned his attention to walking. He needed to, because his pack was twice the size of the rest of them. No one felt inclined to ask him what was in it; sometimes, you thought you could hear liquid sloshing.

Igors sometimes passed through Munz, although technically they were an Abomination in the eyes of Nuggan. It had seemed to Polly that using bits of someone who was dead to help three or four other people stay alive was a sensible idea, but in the pulpit Father Jupe had argued that Nuggan didn't want people to live, he wanted them to live properly. There had been general murmurs of agreement from the congregation, but Polly knew for a fact that there were a couple of people sitting there with a hand or arm or leg that was a little less tanned or a little more hairy than the other one. There were lumberjacks everywhere in the mountains. Accidents happened, fast, sudden accidents. And, since there were not many jobs for a one-armed lumberjack, men went off and found an Igor to do what no amount of prayer could manage.

The Igors had a motto: What goes around, comes around. You didn't have to pay them back. You had to pay them forward, and that, frankly, was the bit where people got worried. When you were dying, an Igor would mysteriously arrive on the doorstep and request that he be allowed to take away any bits urgently needed by others on his "little litht". He'd be quite happy to wait until the priest had gone and, it was said, when the time came he'd do very neat work. However, it happened quite often that when an Igor turned up the prospective donor took fright and turned to Nuggan, who liked whole people. In which case the Igor would quietly and politely leave, and never come back. He'd never come back to the whole village, or the whole lumber camp. Nor would other Igors. What goes around comes around - or stops.

As far as Polly could tell, Igors believed that the body was nothing more than a more complicated kind of clothing. Oddly enough, that's what Nugganites thought, too.

"Glad you joined, Igor?" said Polly, as they jogged along.

"Yeth, Ozz."

"Could you take a look at the rupert's hand next time we stop, please? He's cut it badly."

"Yeth, Ozz."

"Can I ask you something, Igor?"

"Yeth, Ozz."

"What're female Igors called, Igor?"

Igor stumbled and kept moving. He was silent for a while, and then said: "All right, what did I do wrong?"

"Sometimes you forget to lisp," said Polly. "But mostly... it's just a feeling. Little things about the way you move, maybe."

"The word you're looking for is 'Igorina'," said Igorina. "We don't lisp as much as the boys."

They continued in more silence until Polly said, "I thought it was bad enough cutting my hair - "

"The stitches?" said Igorina. "I can have them out in five minuteth. They're just for show."

Polly hesitated. But, after all, Igors had to be trustworthy, didn't they? "You didn't cut your hair?"

"Actually, I just removed it," said Igorina.

"I put mine in my pack," Polly went on, trying not to look at the stitches around Igorina's head.

"So did I," said Igorina. "In a jar. It's thtill growing."

Polly swallowed. You needed a lack of graphic imagination to talk about personal issues with an Igor. "Mine was stolen back at the barracks. I'm sure it was Strappi," she said.

"Oh dear."

"I hate to think of him with it!"

"Why did you bring it?"

And that was the question. She'd planned, and she'd been good at planning. She'd fooled the rest of them, even. She'd been cool and sensible and she hadn't felt more than a faint pang at cutting off her hair -

¨Cand she'd brought it with her. Why? She could have thrown it away. It wasn't magic. It was just hair. She could have thrown it away, just like that. Easily. But... but... ah, right, the maids could have found it. That was it. She had to get it out of the house quickly. Right. And then she could bury it somewhere when she was a long way away. Right.

But she hadn't, had she...

She'd been very busy. Right, said the little voice in inner treachery. She had been very busy fooling everyone but herself, right?

"What could Strappi do?" said Igorina. "Jackrum'd knock him over the moment he thaw him. He's a deserter, and a thief!"

"Yes, but he could tell someone," said Polly.

"Okay, then say it's a lock of hair from the sweetheart you left behind you. Lots of soldiers carry a locket or something like that. You know: 'Her golden hair in ringletth fair', like the song says."

"It was all my hair! A locket? You couldn't hold it all in your hat!"

"Ah," said Igorina. "Then you could thay you loved her very much?"

Despite everything, Polly started to laugh, and couldn't stop herself. She bit her sleeve and tried to keep going, with her shoulders shaking.

Something that felt like a small tree prodded her; in the back. "Youse two oughta keep der noise down," rumbled Jade.

"Sorry. Sorry," hissed Polly.

Igorina started to hum. Polly knew the song.

I'm lonesome since I crossed the hill

And o'er the moor and valley...

And she vowed: not that one, too. One song is enough. And I want to leave the girl behind me, but it seems I brought her with me... At which point they emerged from the trees and saw the red glow.

The rest of the squad were already gathered round, watching it. It covered quite a lot of the horizon, and brightened and faded in places as they watched.

"Is that hell?" said Wazzer.

"No, but men have made it so, I fear," said the lieutenant. "That is the Kneck valley."

"It's on fire, sir?" said Polly.

"Bless you, that's just the light of cooking-fires reflected off the clouds," said Sergeant Jackrum. "Always looks bad by night, a battlefield. Not to worry, lads!"

"What're they cooking, elephants?" said Maladict.

"And what's that?" said Polly, pointing to a nearby hill, darker still against the night. On it, a little light was flickering on and off, very fast.

There was a whoosh and a metallic "pop" as Blouse pulled out a small telescope and opened it up. "It's a light clacks, the devils!" he said.

"Dere's another one over dere," rumbled Jade, pointing to a hill a lot further away. "Twinkle, twinkle."

Polly stared at the redness in the sky, and then at the cold little light, winking on and off. Quiet, soft light. Harmless light. And behind it, a burning sky...

"It'll be in code," said Blouse. "Spies, I'll be bound."

"A light clacks?" said Tonker. "What's that?"

"An Abomination in the eyes of Nuggan," said Blouse. "Unfortunately, because they'd be damn useful if we could have 'em too, eh, sergeant?"

"Yessir," said Jackrum automatically.

"The only messages passing through the air should be the prayers of the faithful. Praise Nuggan, Praise the Duchess and so on and so forth," said Blouse, squinting. He sighed. "Such a shame. How far to that hill, would you say, sergeant?"

"Two miles, sir," said Jackrum. "Worth trying to sneak up?"

"They must know people will see them and come looking, so I expect they won't 'hang around' for long," mused Blouse. "In any case, ah, those things would be highly directional. You'd lose it once you got down in the valley."

"Permission to speak, sir?" said Polly.

"Of course," said Blouse.

"How do they get the light so bright, sir? It's pure white!"

"Some kind of firework thingy, I believe. Why?"

"And they send messages with light?"

"Yes, Perks. And your point is...?"

"And the people who get those messages send messages back the same way?" Polly persevered.

"Yes, Perks, that is the whole idea."

"Then... maybe we don't have to go all the way to that hill, sir? The light is being aimed towards us, sir."

They all turned. The hill they were skirting loomed above them.

"Well done, Perks!" Blouse whispered. "Let's go, sergeant!" He swung himself off the horse, which automatically stepped sideways to make sure that he fell over when he landed.

"Right you are, sir!" said Jackrum, helping him up. "Maladict, you take Goom and Halter and circle round to the left, the rest go round to the right - not you, Carborundum, no offence, but this has got to be quiet, okay? You stay here. Perks, you come with me - "

"I shall come too, sergeant," said Blouse, and only Polly saw Jackrum grimace.

"Good idea, sir!" said the sergeant. "I suggest you - I suggest Perks and I come with you. Everyone got that? Get to the top neat and quiet and no one, no one moves until you hear my signal - "

"My signal," said Blouse firmly.

"That's what I meant, sir. Quick and quiet! Hit 'em hard but I want at least one left alive! Go!"

The two teams fanned out to right and left and disappeared. The sergeant gave them a minute or two's start, and then set off with unusual speed for a man of his girth, so that for a moment Polly and the lieutenant were left standing. Behind them, a dejected Jade watched them go.

The trees thinned out on the steep slope, but not enough for much underbrush to get a hold. Polly found it easier to go on all fours, grabbing at tufts and saplings to steady herself. After a while she caught a whiff of smoke, chemical and acrid.

She was sure, too, that she could hear a faint clicking noise.

A tree extended a hand and pulled her into its shadow. "Don't you say a bleedin' word," hissed Jackrum. "Where's the rupert?"

"Don't know, sarge!"

"Damn! You can't let a rupert run around loose, there's no tellin' what he might take it into his little head to do, now he's got the idea he's in charge! You're 'is minder! Find 'im!"

Polly slithered back down the slope and found Blouse steadying himself against a tree, wheezing gently.

"Ah... Perks," he panted. "My asthma seems to... be... coming back..."

"I'll help you up, sir," said Polly, grabbing his hand and tugging him forward. "Could you wheeze a little more quietly, sir?"

By degrees, dragging and pushing, she bundled the man up to Jackrum's tree.

"Glad you could join us, sir!" hissed the sergeant, face contorted into an expression of maddened affability. "If you'd care to wait here, Perks and me will crawl up the - "

"I'm coming too, sergeant," Blouse insisted.

Jackrum hesitated. "Yessir," he said. "But with respect, sir, I know about skirmishing - "

"Let's go, sergeant," said Blouse, dropping flat and beginning to drag himself forward.

"Yessir," muttered Jackrum darkly.

Polly eased her way forward, too. The grass here was shorter, rabbit-nibbled, with small bushes here and there. She concentrated on keeping the noise down, and aimed for the clicking. The smell of chemical smoke grew stronger. It hung in the air around her. And, as she moved forward, she saw light, little specks of it. She raised her head.

There were three men a few feet away, silhouetted against the night. One of them was holding a large pipe, about five feet long, balanced on his shoulder at one end and on a tripod at the other. That end was aimed at the distant hill. On the other end, a foot or so behind the man's head, was a big square box. Light was leaking from joints in this; from a little stovepipe chimney on the top of it, heavy smoke poured out.

"Perks, on the count of three," said Jackrum, on Polly's right. "One - "

"As you were, sergeant," said Blouse quietly, on her left.

Polly saw Jackrum's big florid face turn with an expression of astonishment. "Sir?"

"Hold position," said Blouse. Above them, the clicking continued.

Milit'ry secrets, thought Polly. Spies! Enemies! And we're just watching! It was like seeing blood drain from an artery.

"Sir!" hissed Jackrum, rage smoking off him.

"Hold position, sergeant. That is an order," said Blouse calmly.

Jackrum subsided, but only into the deceptive calm of a volcano waiting to explode.

The relentless chatter of the clacks went on. It seemed to go on for ever. Beside Polly, Sergeant Jackrum seethed and fretted like a dog on a leash.

The clicking stopped. Polly heard a distant murmur of conversation.

"Sergeant Jackrum," whispered Blouse, "you may 'get them' with all speed!"

Jackrum exploded out of the grass like a partridge.

"All right, my lads! Up boys and at 'em!"

Polly's first thought, as she leapt up and ran, was that the distance was suddenly a lot wider than it had appeared.

All three men had turned at the sound of Jackrum's cry. The one with the clacks tube was already dropping it and reaching for a sword, but Jackrum was bearing down on him like a landslide. The man made the mistake of standing his ground. There was a brief clash of swords and then a melee, and Sergeant Jackrum was a sufficiently deadly melee all by himself.

The second man flew past Polly but she was running for the third one. He backed away from her, reaching up to his mouth, then turned to run and found himself face to face with Maladict.

"Don't let him swallow!" Polly yelled.

Maladict's arm shot up, and lifted the struggling man aloft by his throat.

It would have been a perfect operation had not the rest of the squad arrived, having put all their effort into running and leaving none to spare for slowing down. There were collisions.

Maladict went down as his captive kicked him in the chest, and the man tried to scramble away, cannoning into Tonker. Polly leaped over Igorina, was almost tripped by a fallen Wazzer, and threw herself desperately towards the quarry, now on his knees.

He had a dagger out and waved it wildly in front of her while he grasped his throat with his other hand and made choking noises.

She knocked the knife away, ran behind him and slapped him on the back as hard as she could. He fell forward.

Before she could grab him a hand lifted him bodily and Jackrum's voice roared: "Can't have the poor man chokin' to death, Perks!"

His other hand punched the man in the stomach with a noise like meat hitting a slab.

The man's eyes crossed and something large and white flew out of his mouth and shot over Jackrum's shoulder.

Jackrum dropped him and turned on Blouse.

"Sir, I protest, sir!" he said, quiyering with anger. "We lay there and watched these devils sending who knows what messages, sir! Spies, sir! We could've got 'em right there and then, sir!"

"And then, sergeant?" said Blouse.

"What?"

"Don't you think the people they were talking to would wonder what had happened if the messages had stopped in mid-flow?" said the lieutenant.

"Even so, sir - "

"Whereas now we have their device, sergeant, and their masters don't know we have it," said Blouse.

"Yeah, well, but you said they was sending messages in code, sir, and - "

"Er, I think we have their cipher book as well, sarge," said Maladict, stepping forward with the white object in his hand. "That man tried to eat it, sarge. Rice paper. But he rushed his food, you might say."

"And you dislodged it, sergeant, and probably saved his life. Well done!" said Blouse.

"But one of 'em got away, sir," said Jackrum. "He'll soon get to - "

"Sergeant?"

Jade was rising over the grass. As she plodded nearer they saw she was dragging a man by one foot. When she was closer it was obvious that the man was dead. Living people have more head.

"I heard the shoutin' and he come runnin' and I jumped up and he come straight into me, head first!" Jade complained. "I didn't even get a chance to hit him!"

"Well, private, at least we can definitely say he was stopped," said Blouse.

"Thur, thith man is dying," said Igorina, who was kneeling by the man Sergeant Jackrum had so positively saved from choking. "He hath been poithened!"

"Hath he? By whom?" said Blouse. "Are you sure?"

"The green foam coming out of hith mouth ith a definite clue, thur."

"What's funny, Private Maladict?" said Blouse.

The vampire chuckled. "Oh, sorry, sir. They say to spies 'If you're caught, eat the documents', don't they? A good way of making sure they don't give away any secrets."

"But you've got the... soggy book in your hands, corporal!"

"Vampires can't be poisoned that easily, sir," said Maladict calmly.

"It wath probably only fatal by mouth in any case, thur," said Igorina. "Terrible stuff. Thtuff. He'th dead, thur. Nothing I can do."

"Poor fellow. Well, we have the codes, anyway," said Blouse. "This is a great discovery, men."

"And a prisoner, sir, and a prisoner," said Jackrum.

The one surviving man, who had been operating the clacks, groaned and tried to move.

"A bit bruised, I expect," Jackrum added, with some satisfaction. "When I land on someone, sir, they stay landed on."

"Two of you, bring him with us," said Blouse. "Sergeant, there's a few hours to dawn, and I want to be well away from here. I want the other two buried somewhere down in the woods, and - "

"You just have to say 'carry on, sergeant', sir," said Jackrum, and it was almost a wail. "That's how it works, sir! You tell me what you want, I give 'em the orders!"

"Times are changing, sergeant," said Blouse.

Messages, flying across the sky. They were an Abomination Unto Nuggan.

The logic sounded impeccable to Polly as she helped Wazzer to dig two graves. Prayers from the faithful ascended unto Nuggan, going upwards. A variety of unseen things, such as sanctity and grace and a list of this week's Abominations, descended from Nuggan to the faithful, going downwards. What was forbidden was messages from one human to another going, as it were, from side to side. There could be collisions. If you believed in Nuggan, that is. If you believed in prayer.

Wazzer's real name was Alice, she confided as she dug, but it was hard to apply the name to a small stick-thin lad with a bad haircut and not much skill with a shovel, who had a habit of standing just slightly too close to you and stared just slightly to the left of your face when she talked to you. Wazzer believed in prayer. She believed in everything. That made her kind of... awkward to talk to, if you didn't. But Polly felt she should make the effort.

"How old are you, Wazz?" she said, shovelling dirt.

"N-n-nineteen, Polly," said Wazzer.

"Why'd you join?"

"The Duchess told me to," said Wazzer.

That was why people didn't talk to Wazzer much.

"Wazz, you do know that wearing men's clothes is an Abomination, don't you?"

"Thank you for reminding me, Polly," said Wazzer, without a trace of irony. "But the Duchess told me that nothing I do in pursuit of my quest will be held Abominable."

"A quest, eh," said Polly, trying to sound jovial. "And what kind of quest is that?"

"I am to take command of the army," said Wazzer.

Hairs rose on the back of Polly's neck. "Yes?" she said.

"Yes, the Duchess stepped out of her picture when I was asleep and told me to go at once to Kneck," said Wazzer. "The Little Mother spoke to me, Ozz. She commanded me. She guides my steps. She led me out of vile slavery. How can that be an Abomination?"

She's got a sword, thought Polly. And a shovel. This needs careful handling. "That's nice," she said.

"And... and I must tell you that... I... never in my life have I felt such love and camaraderie," Wazzer went on earnestly. "The last few days have been the happiest of my life. You have all shown me such kindness, such gentleness. The Little Mother guides me. She guides us all, Ozz. You believe that, too. Don't you?" The moonlight revealed the tracks of tears in the grime on Wazzer's cheeks.

"Um," said Polly, and sought wildly for a way to avoid lying.

She found it. "Er... you know I want to find my brother?" she said.

"Well, that does you credit, the Duchess knows," said Wazzer quickly.

"And, well... I'm also doing it for The Duchess," said Polly, feeling wretched. "I think about The Duchess all the time, I must admit." Well, that was true. It just wasn't honest.

"I'm so very glad to hear that, Ozz, because I had thought you were a backslider," said Wazzer. "But you said that with such conviction. Perhaps this would be the time for us to get down on our knees and - "

"Wazz, you're standing in another man's grave," said Polly. "There's a time and place, you know? Let's get back to the others, eh?"

The happiest days of the girl's life had been spent tramping through forests, digging graves and trying to dodge soldiers on both sides? The trouble with Polly was that she had a mind that asked questions even when she really, really didn't want to know the answers.

"So... the Duchess is still talking to you, is she?" she said, as they made their way among the dark trees.

"Oh, yes. When we were in Plotz, sleeping in the barracks," said Wazzer. "She said it was all working."

Don't, don't ask another question, said part of Polly's mind, but she ignored it out of sheer horrible curiosity. Wazzer was nice - well, sort of nice, in a slightly scary way - but talking to her was like picking at a scab; you knew what was likely to be under the crust, but you picked anyway.

"So... what did you use to do back in the world?" she said.

Wazzer gave her a haunting smile. "I used to be beaten."

Tea was brewing in a small hollow near the track. Several of the squad were standing guard. No one liked the idea of men in dark clothes sneaking around.

"Mug of saloop?" said Shufti, holding them up. A few days ago they'd have called it "sweet milky tea", but even if they couldn't walk the walk yet they were determined to talk the talk as soon as possible.

"What's happening?" said Polly.

"Dunno," said Shufti. "Sarge and the rupert went off over that way with the prisoner but no one tells us groans anything."

"It's 'grunts', I think," said Wazzer, taking the tea.

"I've done them a couple of mugs, anyway. See what you can find out, eh?"

Polly gulped her tea down, grabbed the mugs and hurried away.

On the edge of the hollow Maladict was lounging against a tree. There was this about vampires: they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... dishabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style. In this case Maladict's jacket was open and he'd stuck his packet of cigarettes in the band of his shako. He saluted her with his crossbow as she went past.

"Ozz?" he said.

"Yes, corp?"

"Any coffee in their packs?"

"Sorry, corp. Only tea."

"Damn!" Maladict thumped the tree behind him. "Hey, you went straight for the man who was swallowing the cipher. Straight for him. How come?"

"Just luck," said Polly.

"Yeah, right. Try again. I have very good night vision."

"Oh, all right. Well, the one on the left started to run and the one in the middle was dropping the clacks tube and reaching for his sword, but the one on the right thought that putting something into his mouth was more important even than fighting or running away. Satisfied?"

"You worked out all that in a couple of seconds? That was smart."

"Yeah, right. Now please forget it, okay? I don't want to be noticed. I don't particularly want to be here. I just want to find my brother. Okay?"

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