“This late? Will she be back tonight?”

“Probably not,” Quentin said before he thought. Damn again! He should have waffled, and then maybe Sarah would have waited around to make Erin jealous, and ended up staying all night.

“Thanks for the ride, Sarah,” Martin said as he slid out of the backseat and closed the door.

Sarah turned to Quentin. “I think we’re still in good shape. We have tomorrow morning. And surely Martin and Owen will tell Erin they saw us together tonight.”

“Owen?” Quentin asked.

Owen sat on the tailgate of his truck in the garage, glowering at Quentin.

Quentin cursed.

“What’s the matter?” Sarah asked.

“I don’t know,” Quentin said, stepping out of the car, “but I’ve got a feeling I’m about to find out.”

Owen didn’t let Quentin stand up straight before he lunged at him. He knocked Quentin into the fence beside the driveway and held him there with an undercut, then another. The last time they’d fought this hard was before Thailand. Quentin couldn’t get his breath.

Sarah and Martin were nearby, sitting on Sarah’s BMW. Sarah asked, “Are you sure they’ve practiced this fake fighting enough? Because that looks like it really hurts.”

“This isn’t fake,” Martin told her.

“I’ll say,” Quentin forced out as he finally mustered the strength to shove Owen away from him. Luckily, Owen lost his balance and smacked onto the pavement. Normally Quentin wouldn’t take advantage, but Owen had taken advantage of him first. He kicked Owen in the ribs. Not as hard as he could, but pretty damn hard.

“How do you get them to stop?” Sarah asked.

“They’ll stop soon,” Martin told her. “Q can’t go for too long at a stretch.”

“Ah, a little stamina problem,” Sarah said knowingly.

“What?” Quentin exclaimed, turning toward her.

But before he could demand clarification on exactly what Sarah and Martin meant, Owen yanked his leg out from under him. He hit the concrete flat on his back and lost his breath again.

Martin was telling Sarah, “You should know best.”

Quentin scrambled up. As Owen tried to stand, too, Quentin caught him with a left hook to the jaw, which usually made Owen call uncle. But this time it didn’t even slow him down. Quentin wasn’t sure what happened next, but he found himself upside down against the fence.

He rolled backward and slowly staggered up. “I’m thirty,” he groaned.

Martin called, “You’re only as old as you feel.”

“Then I’m eighty,” Quentin declared, looking around for Owen. Now that the headlights of Sarah’s BMW were off, it took him a moment to find Owen in the darkness. He was back in the garage, reaching into the payload of his pickup.

He came out brandishing a four-foot-long wooden beam.

Sarah gasped at the same moment that Martin called, “Time!”

Owen was still coming for Quentin, and Quentin braced himself.

“Owen, time!” Martin said, stepping into Owen’s path. “That’s egregious.”

Owen dropped the board.

The Cheatin’ Hearts wouldn’t know the word egregious, Quentin was thinking, so he wouldn’t have to contemplate just yet that his best friend since kindergarten had been ready to kill him. Then he saw the blood. “Owen.”

Owen pulled off his T-shirt and held it to his gushing forehead. Martin reached up, peeled the T-shirt back, and examined the wound. “Stitches,” he proclaimed.

“I’m not going back to the hospital right now!” Owen yelled at Quentin. “I’m sick of the hospital!”

“Me, too,” Quentin said. “I’ll sew it up.”

Sarah called from the hood of the BMW, “You’re not really going to give Owen stitches, are you? Come on.”

Quentin shrugged. “I’ve done it before.”

“In that case, I’m leaving.” She slid down from the hood.

“Oh, please don’t leave,” he said, going to her. He hesitated to hug her because he was soaked with sweat. “You keep leaving.” Sensing Owen behind him, he whirled and socked him with another left hook to the jaw. This time Owen went down in a heap on the driveway. Quentin turned back to Sarah, shaking out his sore hand. “You can stay over at Erin’s house until the bloodcurdling screams die down.”

Sarah waved toward the woods at the edge of the driveway, where cameras flashed from behind the fence. “I have to get to the office to take care of this new PR fiasco.”

He stepped closer to her, despite his sweat. He took her hand and stroked down one slender finger to her perfect smooth nail. “If you were my girlfriend, you’d stay and take care of me because I got my ass kicked.”

Sarah looked down at Owen on the driveway, who might have been unconscious. Martin was slapping him to revive him. She looked back at Quentin pointedly. Then she leaned to his ear and hissed, “If I were your girlfriend, the more I thought about how you came on to Erin, the angrier I’d be.” She slammed the door of her BMW and sped down the driveway in a huff for the second time that night.

Owen was six foot four, but Quentin and Martin managed to drag him into the house and dump him over the back of the couch and onto the cushions. Of course he snapped wide awake when Quentin gave him a shot of anesthetic at the edge of his scalp. He started cussing.

“This needle is nothing compared to that chunk of wood you were about to whack me with,” Quentin grumbled. He adjusted the lampshade so he could see better, and Martin handed him the needle carrier with the needle and suture material.

“I wasn’t going to whack you with it.”

Quentin pulled the first suture taut before he said, “Owen, you suck at poker. I saw the look on your face. You were going to take me out with that two-by-four!”

“Didn’t you want me to pretend to be doing Erin?” Owen protested. “If you ask her to flash you her tits, shouldn’t I act pissed?”

“Owen, you dumbass. No one knew about that except Erin and me, and maybe Martin. You don’t have to fake being pissed at me for something no one knows I did.” Of course, Sarah knew, but Owen didn’t know she knew.

“Well, there’s no reason for you to fake being an asshole,” Owen griped. “It’s so much easier for us to publicize how you’re an as**ole in real life. Ow! How many drinks have you had?”

“Two.”

Owen groaned, and Martin asked, “Do you want me to sew it up?”

“How many drinks have you had?” Quentin asked Martin.

“More than two.”

“Then, no.” Quentin pulled several more sutures taut, and Owen calmed.

Finally Owen asked quietly, “Are you in love with Erin?”

“Of course not,” Quentin said. “I mean, I love her like you love a friend. A friend with a really nice rack.”

Martin asked Owen, “Are you in love with Erin?”

“No,” Owen said emphatically. “She’s beautiful, but she’s high-maintenance.”

Quentin felt some relief at the verisimilitude of this statement. He’d come to the same conclusion when he and Erin had broken up two years before.

But he would have felt better if Owen had been able to look Martin and him in the eye when he said it.

8

I’m having contractions, but apparently my discomfort is not sufficient for me to be admitted to the hospital just yet. Sarah, we did both agree to get pregnant. I went into this with my eyes open. I know it’s not your fault that things didn’t work out on your end. I’m not blaming you. But when the contractions come, I like you less than before. I can’t help it. If I happen to text you some curse words in the next few days, please consider it my way of including my best friend in this joyful experience.

Much love,

Wendy Mann

Senior Consultant

Stargazer Public Relations

Sarah arrived at the mansion in the morning and peeked into the kitchen. Mouthwatering smells hung in the air, but the counters were clean. Breakfast was over. Listening for a moment at the door down to the studio, she heard Erin’s fiddle, but not Quentin’s bass guitar.

On a hunch, she stepped as quietly as she could out the back door and across the patio, past the pool, to stop under the crepe myrtles buzzing loudly with bees. She looked down the slope toward the screened porch off the lower story. Sure enough, Quentin sat in the lounge chair, intent on a magazine open on his knees, occasionally sipping coffee.

His hair was still damp and wavy from his shower. He wore his glasses, but no shirt, and the sight of his tanned muscles made her fight down a wave of heat. He looked like a commercial for outdoor furniture, or glasses frames, or exercise equipment. He could have sold her just about anything.

She reentered the house and explored the depths, unexpectedly discovering Martin’s bedroom, a small movie theater, and a sauna on the bottom story before she walked through an unfurnished, blank white room to the screened porch.

She jerked the door open and asked, “Where’s my album?”

Immediately she was sorry, because Quentin jumped a foot off the lounge chair and the magazine went flying. They were both lucky he hadn’t been holding his coffee.

“Didn’t anybody ever tell you it’s rude to walk in on people without knocking?” he asked angrily with his hand over his heart.

She called up anger to match his. “You owe me an album. Until I get my album, you shouldn’t do anything over here that you don’t want me to know about.”

He cracked a smile then. “Anything?” he asked suggestively.

She bent to pick up the magazine, making sure that he got the full view of her back end. “Anything,” she said emphatically. She held up the magazine and waited for an explanation.

He shrugged. “I lifted it from the waiting room the last time I saw the allergist.”

She raised one eyebrow. “You stole a copy of Clinical Immunology and Allergy Today?”

“They were out of Fish and Field.” He ran his hands through his hair as he did when flustered—she was finally able to read him a little. He said, “I didn’t expect you. Clearly.”

“I thought we had a date.”

“You left so late, and you acted all mad,” he accused her.

“You may be mad at me by the time our date is over. Tit for tat, as we like to say.”

“That’s vulgar.” He smiled.

While waiting for him to put in his contacts and find a shirt and the dilapidated deck shoes, she got into her BMW and put the top up. The ordeal promised to be traumatic enough for him. She didn’t want to make it worse by keeping the top down. Then she waited on the hood for him.

“Where are we headed?” he asked, rounding automatically to the passenger side.

“You tell me.” She tossed him the keys.

Instead of catching the keys, he watched them fly through the air and land in the bushes.

She’d expected this might be difficult. Patiently she walked around the car and retrieved the keys—again bending over with his view of her in mind. Then she straightened and dangled the key ring from one finger. “Take me for a ride, and I’ll take you for one.”

He didn’t smile, just leaned back against the hood of the BMW with his arms crossed. “That’s a nice package you’re offering. But there is nothing you or anybody could give me that would make me drive a car.”

“Why not?”

“I don’t drive.”

She didn’t want to have this conversation again. “It isn’t just about driving,” she said. “It’s for the good of the band. Driving will help you in the long run, because it will start to detangle some of the disabling codependence you have with your bandmates.”

“The dis—What?”

“Disabling codependence,” she repeated slowly. “You act like a dysfunctional family. You all make Erin feel sexy so she doesn’t need to seek a stable relationship outside the band. You think for Owen and allow him to be a dumbass. You function for Martin so he can do heroin.”

Quentin glanced toward the house. “Erin and Owen don’t even know about Martin,” he whispered.

“But they’ve unwittingly created an environment where it’s safe for him to be an addict,” Sarah said. “And you know. You’re the primary enabler.”

Now Quentin looked angry again, so she finished quickly, “And they drive you around, or allow you to hire a car without questioning you. Not to mention your diabolical leadership style. You play the rest of them like pawns in your chess game.

“None of you has a mental problem, except Martin’s addiction, which he might get over with help. Potentially, you could function very well together. But you’d have to learn to come together as a band, as a job, and then go home to your separate lives.”

Quentin glared at her. “I thought you wanted me to get back with Erin.”

“Yes, we want to keep that part,” Sarah said despite the knot in her stomach, “but the rest has to go.”

“We got this way because we’re always together. We’re always on tour.”

She shrugged. “Then maybe you shouldn’t tour so much.”

He gave her a look of disbelief. “The record company wants us to tour, to promote our albums.”

“The record company wants the band to stay together and put out more albums,” she corrected him. “So get in the driver’s seat.”

He shifted against the hood of the car and recrossed his arms, as if he planned to stay put.